the starball mash

 i was working in the dome a late one nigh

when my eyes beheld an eerie sight

for my starball turned on,  and began to spin

and suddenly to my chagrin

it/they did the mash - it/they danced the starball mash

the starball mash, it was a full dome smash

it/they did the mash, it caught on in a flash

it/they did the mash, it/they did the starball mash

from my laboratory in the Tin Can Easg

to the chicken coop where the mosquitoes feast

the stars came forth, then they circled back

to get a jolt from my variac ....  (repeat chorus)

Orion was having fun, the starshow had just begun

the guests included Perseus, Pegasus and his son

Now everything's cool,  even the Milky Way band
And the Starball Mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Gare sent you (chorus)