Monday, January 25, 2021

The Planetary-Hillbillies

 ELLIE MAY CLUMPET screamed granny - theres a POSSUM IN THE PLANETARIUM... fetch me my fire stick she added rather unconvincingly, considering she weighted about 68 pounds.. 


GRANNY thats one of my critters retored Ellie May, riding up on a goat who previously had been mowing the front lawn of the Crumpets new Beverly Hills mansion.    Pa said i could keep him after i liberated im from the house next door!  she finished 

HEH HEH HEH chucked Jed,  thats no possum, it were a fancy dog on a leash but i washed him off in the cement pond and now he's running HOG wild! 

CAN YOU TWO HELP unload the truck now screamed Jethro - the Clumpets had only been in town after Pa struck oil back home about 15 minutes, and hadnt even been in the main house - they'd high tailed back to check out the backyard planetarium first ..

that aint no possum granny, that theres a poodle - what should we name him ...

granny adjusted the glasses on her nose and chucked 

SUPPER she cackled, taking aim ....

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